teacher: why didnt you do your homework last night??
me: im trying to save my virginity till i get out of high school sorry
realising that you forgot homework that you spent so much time on at home
do you ever have those friends you just REALLY FUCKING appreciate. like god DAMN i really fucking apprecIATE YOU. thank you for fucking existing. thanks for fucking finding me worthy of you. i usually words like frick but you just make me go FUCK. FUck fuck thank you
yeah i got money